CROCODILE

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I'm sorry I couldn't come to your party.
I got turned into a crocodile.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to your party.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to your party.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to your party.
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
I couldn't come to your party.
I couldn't come to your party.
I couldn't come to your party.
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
I couldn't I couldn't I couldn't
come come come to your to your to your
party party party.
I got turned into a crocodile.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to your party.
I'm sorry I couldn't.
I'm sorry I couldn't.
I'm sorry I couldn't
come to your party
come to your party
come to your party.
I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
I couldn't I couldn't I couldn't.
come to come to come to
your party your party your party.

I'm sorry I couldn't come to your party.
I got turned into a crocodile.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to your party.
I got turned
I got turned
I got turned.
I got turned
I got turned
I got turned.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to your party.
I got turned
I got turned
I got turned.
I got turned
I got turned
I got turned into a crocodile.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to your party.
I got turned into a crocodile.
I got turned into a crocodile.
I got turned into a crocodile.
I got turned into a crocodile
into a crocodile
into a crocodile
into a crocodile.
I'm I'm I'm
sorry sorry sorry
I I I
couldn't couldn't couldn't
come come come
to to to
your your your
party party party.

I I I I I I.

I'm sorry, I'm, I'm,
I'm s-s-s-s-sorry,
I'm sorry I-I-I-I,
I'm sorry I k-k-k-k. (voiceless)
I'm sorry I couldn't k-k-k-k. (voiceless)
I'm sorry I couldn't come t-t-t-t. (voiced)
I'm sorry I couldn't come to yrrrrrrrr.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to your party.

I'm sor-s-s-s-s.
I'm sorry IIIIIIIII. (vocal fry?)
I'm sorry I k-k-k-k (voiced).
I'm sorry I couldn't k-k-k-kome. (voiced).
I'm sorry I couldn't come t-t-t-toooo ye-he-he-he-he-or party.

(start frying here)

I gooooooot.
I gooooooot.
I got turrrrrrrrrrnnnned.
Into a crocodile I got turrrrrrrrrrnnnned into a crrrrrrrrrrrocodile.
Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
RRRRRRRR
ocodile.
I'm sorry I crrrrrr
rrrrrr
ocodile.
I got I'm sorry I got turrrrned
into a,
I'm sorry I couldn't I got turrrrrrrr
RRRRRRRR
RRRRRR
RRRocodile.
I couldn't, I couldn't, I got turrrrrrrr
RRRRRR
RRRRRR
RRRRRR
RRRrocodile.

RRRR.

RRRRR.

(pause).

Again, I'm RRRRRRreally sorry I couldn't come to your parRRRRRRRty.
I'm still dealing with the crRRRRocodile thing.
Can we catch up next week?

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