TODAY DRAGON BLADES ARE CHEAPER THAN EVER.
 
 Today dragon blades are cheaper than ever.
 Factories in China churn them out.
 You can get one. You can get one now.
 Twenty ninety-nine on Aliexpress.
 
 Today dragon blades are cheaper than ever,
 If you want / a good one / you still have / to pay,
 although that's okay, as craftsmen abound,
 and they have good intel on dragons and blades,
 today dragon blades are cheaper than ever.
 
 How many lives have been saved by the printing press?
 How many books about strange observations
 in footprint of heartbeat or murmur of steel?
 Today, dragon blades are cheaper than ever,
 
 and I saw a book about folding and knapping,
 and I saw a book detailing constructing
 a crib for your baby, size zero to eight.